Once upon a time, three little deer lived in the woods, in a cave, with their mother. They all loved the outdoors, jumping over logs and eating the greenery.
Then one day, their mother said it was time for them to get their cave, or place, to call home. Before they could argue with her, she gave each of them a bag and sent them off.
“Ugh, why right now? We were in the best place for leaves!” Whined the youngest deer.
“Well, we have to keep walking! But the thing I have been not looking forward to is the part where we have to BUILD OUR OWN HOUSE!!!” said, with a little bit of whine, the second youngest deer.
“We need to keep walking, that’s all. Also, we need to find GOOD houses to live in.” said the eldest deer. And that is just what they did… Until the youngest deer found a lovely pine tree to live by.
“By! See you later!” Said the youngest deer, and the other two deer kept walking… Until the second youngest found a hollowed-out tree to live in.
“By! See you later!” Said the second youngest deer, and the eldest kept walking… Until he found a lovely cave to live in… And made it home.
Deep in the woods, in a cabin, lived a hunter. One day he went out into the woods to find deer for meat, and he saw the youngest deer napping in his home.
“He he he! Time to get some meat!” whispered the hunter and loaded his gun. But, just before he could shoot the deer, the youngest deer woke up and bolted to his brother’s house.
“Dang it! I knew I should have gone with the trap!” the hunter shouted. But that wasn’t going to stop the hunter, and he pressed onward. Then, he found the youngest deer and the second youngest deer eating grass and leaves.
“He he he! Time to get some meat!” and set up a deer trap. When the two deers came his way, the hunter hid. But he was too loud, so the deers bolted to their older brother’s house.
“Dang it! I knew those traps were terrible, so I must BUILD my trap!” The hunter shouted, getting frustrated, but he pressed onward. Then he came to the eldest deer’s house.
“He he he! Time to get some meat!” said the hunter and set up a trap right by the door. But as he went to turn around, he suddenly slipped and rolled into the trap he had set up!
“ARRGH!!!” the hunter shouted, hanging upside down in the air. “I. KNEW. THESE. TRAPS. WERE. NO. GOOD!!!” and cut himself out of the trap and ran, but as he ran, he accidentally stepped into one of his deer traps!
“GAHHHH!!!” the hunter shouted and opened the trap and ran, but as he ran, he stepped on the trigger of his gun! But, thankfully, he wasn’t hurt.
“AAAAA!!!” the hunter shouted and ran home, just as the deer came out. Very, very confused about the rope that was hanging.
“Eh, who cares?” said the second youngest “LET’S EAT!!!”
And that is just what they did.
THE END